Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
A+ Viking dick
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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