I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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