mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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