we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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