Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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