Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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