Having a random hookup so left but love u
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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