drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
