Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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