a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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