Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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