i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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