Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Randomize
