i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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