it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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