he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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