WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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