he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I understand Curling. That high.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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