even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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