i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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