She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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