PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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