It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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