he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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