I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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