ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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