Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
there was a trapeze. enough said
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's never too late to be topless.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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