It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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