I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
