Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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