He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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