Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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