Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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