69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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