In the future we'll all be gay
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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