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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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