just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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