Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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