He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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