I'm eating all of the evidence.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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