Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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