I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
