That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We had to coat check the pizza.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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