BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We talked him into tasing himself.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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