Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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