Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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