careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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