I want to stick my p in your. b.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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