Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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