So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
