Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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