I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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