it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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