jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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