If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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