Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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