Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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